I was just on the internet googling for penises.
I’m not gay. In fact, my problem is that I haven’t seen enough penises. After years of marriage, both my wife and I thought I had a typical, God-given schlong that could stand proudly alongside the best johnsons of the country.
We couldn’t have been more mistaken.
I was researching my condition and I came upon this page:
I know every vein and fold of my penis. And that man has it.
Isn’t that weird? I swear I am not him.
The shocked reactions on reddit do not make me feel very good.
I contacted my penis-twin and asked him how phimosis affects him. Does he have the lack of sensitivity that I do? He wrote back:
It only bothers me because I don’t know if not having it would be better than it is.
I’ve tried a little bit of stretching but nothing consistent so I’ve not seen any progress.
It doesn’t really affect my life too much. I have a problem with excess urine after peeing, but thats about it. I’m a married man with a perfectly normal sex life, I guess it is a little tight sometimes but nothing has ever split. I don’t last forever at all though. lol.